Sunday, October 14, 2007

#30 Auto-erotica

There are a lot of cars out there with automatic sunroofs. Hopefully, yours is one of them. If not, find an excuse to rent one for a day; it'll be worth every penny.

Here's What You Need :

One car with a sunroof.

Here's How You Do It :

Park where nobody can see you and open up the sunroof. Since you've got a radio within arm's length, put on some appropriate music.

Get your woman naked, or at least bottomless.

Have her climb up on the roof and sit on the back edge of the sunroof, facing the hood (her feet can rest comfortably against the windshield).

Get into the passenger's seat and kneel, facing the trunk. Now raise your head up between her legs. Using your mouth and tongue, pleasure her like you never have before. Let her enjoy all the unique sensations: the height, the danger, the smooth metal and glass against her bare skin and your unique vantage point.

Fifty years from now, she'll still be talking about this one.

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#29 The Spooning Turtle

Here's a technique some say was made famous by legendary blues musician Muddy Waters.

Here's What You Need :

One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked. You, too.

Apply a small amount of lubricant to your penis.

Have her lie on her side and snuggle up behind her. You know: the classic "spooning" position.

With your woman's legs slightly open, insert the length of your penis between the lips of her vagina. DO NOT insert yourself into her vagina, but only between the lips.

Have your woman close her legs, surrounding your penis.

Now begin to thrust as if you were inside of her. The head of your penis will move back and forth over her clitoris.

Continue thrusting until your woman sings anything but the blues.

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#28 The Sultry Sucker

This is a great technique that creates both a new and unusual bit of stimulation for her, and a delicious taste treat for you.

Here's What You Need :

One round sucker on a stick, any flavor.

Here's How You Do It :

Unwrap the sucker and put it in your mouth. Make sure that it is completely smooth, especially on the top. Sometimes you get an air bubble or other imperfection in the sucker that, as it dissolves, forms a sharp edge. If you discover such an edge, discard that sucker and get a fresh one.

Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and legs slightly apart.

Gently rub the sucker along the lips of her vagina. Use your mouth to remoisten the sucker as needed.

Using your tongue, follow the path you've just traced with the sucker.

Enjoy the flavor while you begin to arouse your woman.

Put the sucker back in your mouth to remoisten.

Hold the sucker in the middle of the stick with your thumb and index finger. Press it against your woman's clitoris and use your two fingers to spin the sucker clockwise, then counterclockwise. Repeat this a few times. Remember -- if it gets too dry, put it back in your mouth.

Now combine the spinning of the sucker with some good, old-fashioned oral pleasuring. Your woman will be popping her tootsies in ecstasy.

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#27 Sue-Bliss

Here's a classic technique that's probably been done for thousands of years. It definitely belongs in your "bag of tricks."

Here's What You Need :

One bottle of honey.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her left side.

Place a single drop of honey on her right ear lobe and another along her hairline behind the ear.

Apply a small stream of honey all the way down her right side, from her armpit to her ankle.

Beginning at the ear lobe, slowly and methodically use your tongue and mouth to lick and apply gentle suction, removing the honey from her entire right side.

When you're done, have your woman turn over. Do the exact same thing to her left side.

Now have your woman lie on her back with her knees bent and legs slightly apart.

Extend your tongue and squeeze a small amount of honey (about the size of a nickel) onto the tip.

Pleasure your woman orally. When necessary, apply more honey to the tip of your tongue.

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#26 Back Seat Driver

Looking for a new position that your woman will go crazy for? Look no further.

Here's What You Need :

Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked. You, too.

Stack a couple of pillows on top of each other and lie back against them with your legs slightly bent.

Have your woman straddle your hips, facing your feet. Guide her downward until you are inside of her. Your feet should be outside of hers; they should pretty much line up.

Now have her lean back a bit, resting her hands against your chest and holding herself upright.

Begin thrusting. You're going to have to put some effort into it, because she's naturally going to want to come down on top of you.

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#25 Orgas M & M

This is a great little game that's not only fun, but will also help you discover erogenous zones on your woman's body that you never knew existed.

Here's What You Need :

One piece of candy-coated chocolate, plain variety.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked. Hand her the candy.

Turn out the lights so that the room is completely dark.

Tell your woman to lie down and hide the candy somewhere on her body. Depending on where she chooses to hide it, she may need to lick one side in order for it to stick, remaining in place.

Once the candy is hidden, it's your job to find it using only your tongue.

Glide your tongue over every inch of her body. Take your sweet time.

Pay attention to any reaction that you get -- and where your tongue is when you get it (this information will be very valuable whenever the two of you make love in the future).

When you finally locate the candy, keep it on the tip of your tongue and press it against your woman's clitoris.

Pleasure your woman orally until she melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

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#24 The Grapes Of Rapture

Here's a very erotic technique that sounds like it originated in Roman times. After you treat her to this one, your woman will definitely be hailing Caesar.

Here's What You Need :

One bunch of seedless grapes, chilled.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked.

Have her stand with her legs slightly apart. Give her the grapes and tell her to hold them by the stem so that they dangle in front of her vagina.

Kneel in front of your woman. Slowly kiss and lick her ankles, calves, knees and thighs, working your way up to the grapes.

Begin to pleasure your woman orally. Every so often, pluck one of the grapes from the bunch and hold it between your teeth.

Press the chilled grape against your woman's clitoris. Move your head so that you trace circles around it with the grape.

Using your tongue, press the grape into your woman's vagina. Let her feel the soft, cold skin of the grape between the moist folds of her own skin, then gently suck the grape back into your mouth and swallow it.

Continue until your woman erupts in a leg-quivering orgasm.

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#23 The Double "V"

Give your woman the opportunity to control the speed and depth she gets from you with this classic, but often overlooked, position. Make sure you're freshly showered, though -- her nose is going to be pretty close to your feet.

Here's What You Need :

Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked. You, too.

Lie flat on your back.

Have your woman stand over you, facing your feet. Tell her to kneel, then enter her.

Have your woman stretch out completely and wrap her arms underneath your calves. Her hands should be resting on your ankles.

As your woman's hips begin to move up and down, match her with thrusts of your own from below.

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#22 Whipped Cream Dream

Here's a classic technique that seems simple enough, but often times goes horribly wrong. Not for you, though, because now you'll know the secret.

Always use non-dairy whipped topping. The diary products in real whipped cream begin to change as they heat up on a person's skin. The whipped cream will emit a foul, "sour milk" type of odor that can really kill an evening. Take it from those who know: non-dairy is the way to go.

Here's What You Need :

One can of non-diary whipped topping.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked.

Apply whipped topping liberally over your woman's body. Pay special attention to the nipples, navel, bikini line and any other personal erogenous zones you may have discovered.

Slowly and delicately lick the whipped topping from your woman's body.

Deliberate, pointed flicks of the tongue are generally more stimulating than a flat-tongued motion.

Leave the last bit of whipped topping on your tongue and begin to pleasure your woman orally. Reapply the whipped topping to the clitoris and vagina as needed.

Continue until your woman lets out a squeal of pleasure that'll make the cows come home.

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#21 Oriental Shoe Shine

Here's an incredibly stimulating technique that gets its name from the back and forth motion you perform with a silk scarf.

Here's What You Need :

One long silk scarf.

One short silk scarf.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked. Use the short silk scarf to blindfold her and have her stand with her legs slightly apart.

Now you stand at your woman's side, facing her.

Run the long silk scarf gently over your woman's body. Let her feel it on her arms, breasts, buttocks and legs. After a couple of minutes, place the scarf in between your woman's legs. Hold one end in front of her, the other behind. Essentially, she should be straddling the scarf.

Raise both ends of the scarf above your woman's midsection so that the middle barely touches her clitoris and vagina. Glide the scarf back and forth as if you were "buffing" this delicate area. The longer your strokes, the better.

Next, lie down on your back with your head in between your woman's feet. Tell her to kneel and, as she does, drape the scarf over your mouth.

Using your hands, guide your woman's hips so that her vagina is positioned directly above your mouth. Pleasure your woman orally through the smooth, silk scarf.

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#20 The Flickering Candle

Here's a great technique that will add variety to your oral pleasing talents. It's been around for centuries. But we'll bet your woman has never experienced it -- until now.

Here's What You Need :

One candle.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and legs slightly apart.

Light the candle and place it near your woman's head (not too close).

Usually, on top of the nightstand will do just fine.

If you've got a ceiling fan in your bedroom, turn it on low. Otherwise, any type of fan that will move the air gently around the candle will do.

Position yourself so you can pleasure your woman orally and see the flame of the candle at the same time.

As the air swirls around the candle and causes to flame to flicker, duplicate the movements of the flame with your tongue.

If you like, let your woman know what you're doing so she can anticipate the movements. It's as if the flame itself is pleasuring her.

Continue until the flame ignites fireworks in your woman.

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#19 Cyrano's Triangle

This position gives you maximum thrusting capability and lets your woman feel you in places she normally doesn't.

Here's What You Need :

Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked. You, too.

Have her lie on her side.

Standing over her, lift your woman's top leg up, resting her foot on your midsection.

Now have her extend her other leg out so that it is perpendicular to her body. Next, have her use the corresponding arm (right leg, right arm) to reach out and hold her knee. She has now formed a triangle. The three sides of the triangle are: her body, her leg and her arm.

Place one of your feet inside the triangle. Squat down. The leg that was resting on your midsection should now be resting on your shoulder.

Enter your woman. Notice how much more control you have squatting as opposed to kneeling. Don't be surprised if she notices, too.

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#18 The Venus Butterfly

Here's another classic technique that's become legendary. It all started with an episode of the 80's TV series "L.A. Law." They referred to it several times, but never even hinted as to how it was actually done. That show generated more mail than any other episode. Everybody was asking, "How do you do The Venus Butterfly?" Now, you'll finally know.

Here's What You Need :

One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back, her knees bent and legs slightly apart. Apply a little lubricant to your hands.

Put your hands together, as if you were saying a prayer. Bend each of your ring fingers down. The tip of your left ring finger should be touching the knuckle of your right ring finger; the tip of your right ring finger should be touching the knuckle of your left ring finger. All of your other fingers
should remain extended.

Now comes the "ladies choice" part of this technique. In the classic Venus Butterfly, your extended pinkies would be inserted into your woman's anus. Many women prefer that, instead, you simply fold your pinkies over like your ring fingers (it's totally a matter of personal preference).

Next, insert your middle fingers into her vagina. Your index fingers should be placed on both sides of your woman's clitoris.

Keeping your fingers together, open your palms so that your thumbs are about three inches apart. Begin to rub your fingers back and forth, as if you were trying to warm them. When you do this, your hands will resemble a butterfly flapping its wings.

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#17 The Indian Rocking Horse

Here's a great position that allows for extra-deep penetration.

Here's What You Need :

Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked. You, too.

Enter your woman in the standard missionary position.

Now, both of you sit up while you're still joined together. Have her put her arms around your neck.

Put both of your arms between her legs, positioning your elbows under her knees. Lift up and rest her calves or ankles on your shoulders.

Clasp your hands behind her back and rock your body back and forth.

Don't worry about about thrusting in and out; let the rocking motion do all of the work.

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#16 Seltzer-gasm

This is a fun way to let your woman experience something she never has before: thousands of tiny bubbles swirling around her most sensitive area. Be sure to use the "Gold" variety of the world's most popular tablet. It's had the medicinal ingredients removed.

Here's What You Need :

One glass of water.

One effervescent bicarbonate tablet without aspirin.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and legs slightly apart.

Break the tablet into four quarters.

Place the rounded edge of one quarter tablet between the top-most portion of your woman's vaginal lips. Insert only enough of the tablet to hold it in place.

Take a small sip of water and keep it in your mouth.

Press your lips against the portion of her vagina holding the tablet and open them so that a small stream of water trickles out. This should activate the tablet and release bubbles around her vagina.

Get into some serious oral pleasuring. When necessary, take another sip of water. If needed, replace the tablet with a fresh piece.

Continue until your woman says, "Oh, what a relief it is."

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#15 Baby Elephant Trunks

This technique feels so good that there's actually two versions of it.

Thanks to our dedicated research team, we're happy to provide you with both.

Here's What You Need :

One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here's How You Do It :

Version One :

Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and legs slightly apart.

Apply a little lubricant to the backs of both of your hands, including your wrists and fingertips.

Extend one of your hands, palm down. Curl your fingers inward halfway to the palm. Place the wrist of that hand against the bottom portion of your woman's vagina.

Using smooth strokes, glide your entire hand, including your fingers, up and over her vagina and clitoris.

Immediately repeat using the other hand, performing the exact same motion. It kind of looks like you're painting a fence; except you're never stroking down -- always up.

Version Two :

Have your woman get on all fours and perform the same technique from behind her (this reverses the motion).

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#14 Chinese Field Goal

The next time you order Chinese take-out, ask for the free pair of chopsticks and give this technique a try. It lets your woman feel your tongue in areas that you normally could not reach.

Here's What You Need :

One pair of chopsticks.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and legs slightly apart.

Whip out the chopsticks. If they're made of wood, make certain there are no splinters (it's amazing how one, loan splinter can ruin your entire evening).

Place each chopstick along the outer edge of your woman's vaginal lips.

Use your thumb and fingers to gently roll each fold of skin around the chopstick. You need to do this before her vagina gets too moist; otherwise, her skin will not want to remain rolled up around the chopsticks.

The chopsticks will now resemble goal posts. Your tongue is going to be the football. To kick a field goal, you must place the football between the goal posts and indulge in some serious oral pleasuring.

When your woman has achieved a terrific orgasm, give yourself three points.

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#13 Showergasm

Women have been pleasuring themselves this way for years. Now it's your turn.

Here's What You Need :

One hand-held shower massager.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked. You, too.

Adjust the water to a comfortable temperature and activate the shower massager.

Slowly run the water over your woman's legs, thighs and stomach. With your free hand, gently stroke and caress the inner thighs and bikini line.

Place the first and second fingers of your free hand on each side of her vagina. Gently push the skin up and out, exposing the clitoris.

Point the jets of water at the clitoris, making sure that the stream is not too hot or forceful. Do not hold the massager too close to your woman.

Start from as far back as you can, slowly moving closer (your woman can tell you if any adjustments need to be made).

Continue until you induce a powerful and satisfying orgasm.

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#12 The Tasmanian Jack-knife

If you've ever wanted to stimulate those hard-to-reach spots inside your woman's vagina, this is the position to try.

Here's What You Need :

Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked. You, too.

Have her lie down on either her left or right side.

Tell your woman to take whichever leg is on top and raise it towards her chest so that her foot is resting on her other leg's knee.

Enter your woman from behind. She will be astonished at how deep you can plunge yourself inside of her.

Continue this position until she's "done-dee."

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#11 Rescuing The Captain

What are you going to do when the Captain goes overboard? You've got to rescue him, right?

Here's What You Need :

One wintergreen or peppermint breath mint with a hole.

Here's How You Do It :

Put the mint in your mouth and give it a couple of minutes to partially dissolve. In the meantime, get you woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and legs slightly apart.

With the mint still in your mouth, arouse your woman by gently kissing and licking her inner thighs, bikini line and vagina.

If your woman is sufficiently aroused, you should be able to spot the clitoris. That's the "Captain." It's your job to rescue him.

Move the mint to the tip of your tongue. Press the mint against your woman's clitoris and release it.

Using suction, draw the clitoris through the hole in the mint. Flick your tongue as rapidly as you can over the clitoris and mint.

Only when your woman reaches orgasm have you successfully "rescued the Captain."

If you want to create an entire "Titanic" theme, place an ice cube in your woman's navel.

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Saturday, October 13, 2007

#10 The Dutch Drawbridge

Here's a terrific position that heightens the stimulation of the top portion of your woman's vagina.

Here's What You Need :

Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked. You, too.

Sit up in the bed with your legs extended in front of you.

Have your woman kneel above you, straddling your lap. Then, lower her down until you are inside of her.

Now have your woman lean all the way back until her head is resting on your legs or ankles. Her knees should be bent so that her feet are underneath her buttocks.

You're not going to be able to thrust yourself into her with the same force you can achieve from, say, the missionary position. But the thrusts you do provide will be magnified in their intensity based on the angle at which you are entering her.

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#9 The Steaming Diamond

Sports trainers and athletes have always known about the magical qualities of moist heat. Nothing soothes and relaxes the muscles faster and more efficiently. One of them may have even come up with this technique.

Here's What You Need :

Two washcloths.
One bowl of hot water.
One pair of scissors.

Here's How You Do It :

Before you're going to make love, cut a three to four inch diagonal slit in the middle of each washcloth. Fill a bowl with hot water and place both of the washcloths in it to soak.

Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and legs slightly apart.

Wring out one of the washcloths. Turn it forty-five degrees so that it looks like a diamond instead of a square.

Lay the washcloth over your woman's pubic area. The top of the diamond should be touching her pubic hair. The bottom will be at her anus and both sides will be against her inner thighs. Line the slit up with her vagina and use your hands to press and hold the washcloth in place.

Insert your tongue in between the slit and preform your finest oral pleasuring moves.

After a couple of minutes the washcloth will have cooled down. No problem. Just put it back in the bowl, wring out the other washcloth, lay it over the same area and continue until your woman achieves one of the "hottest" orgasms she's ever experienced.

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#8 The Sensual Summons

Here's a great way to stimulate a sensitive, but often neglected, area of your woman's vagina. You may even run across the elusive and controversial "G-spot."

Here's What You Need :

One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and legs slightly apart.

Apply a small amount of lubricant to your hands.

Gently caress your woman's thighs, stomach and bikini line, gradually increasing the pressure.

Delicately squeeze the outer lips of her vagina, one at a time, between your thumb and index finger. Slowly slide up and down the entire length
of each lip.

Carefully insert your index finger into your woman's vagina.

With your palm facing up, draw your index finger up and toward you as if you are summoning a person (you know: the "come here" gesture).

Repeat the move at a steady pace, letting your fingertip constantly stimulate the upper wall of her vagina.

While continuing to do that with one hand, use the thumb or index finger of your other hand to trace small circles around your woman's clitoris.

Keep these two motions going until your woman explodes in a mindnumbing orgasm.

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#7 Mint Two-lip

The cooling sensation of peppermint has never been put to better use than in this technique. Your woman will love it.

Here's What You Need :

One glass of peppermint schnapps.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and legs slightly apart.

Pour a small amount of schnapps into your woman's navel.

Dip the tip of your tongue into the schnapps and trace small circles around one of your woman's nipples. Blow on it to accentuate the cool feeling.

Do the same thing to her other nipple.

Again, dip your tongue into the pool of schnapps you've poured into her navel. Run your tongue along both sides of her vagina and gently blow.

Pleasure your woman orally, pausing to reapply the schnapps to your tongue.

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#6 Walking The Wall

This is a great way to find find just the right angle to stimulate her G-spot.

Here's What You Need :

Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked. You, too.

Have her sit on the edge of the bed with her legs apart.

With you standing, enter your woman.

Have her bend her knees, letting her feet rest on your stomach.

As you continue thrusting, tell your woman to "walk" up your chest, placing one foot in front of the other.

As she does this, you'll stimulate different areas of her vagina. It's up to your woman to determine exactly where she should be on "the wall" to
achieve an indescribable orgasm.

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#5 Parad-ice

Here's another classic technique that's become a standard today thanks to the movie "9 1/2 Weeks." If your woman is somewhat shy, it's a great way to introduce some new things in the bedroom. Even if she's not shy, it still feels terrific.

Here's What You Need :

One ice cube.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back.

Put the ice cube in your mouth. Open your mouth slightly and use your tongue to push the cube to the front of your mouth. A small portion of the cube should be sticking out beyond your lips.

Slowly glide the cube over your woman's neck, breasts, stomach, thighs and legs.

Hold your head about six inches above one of your woman's nipples.

Let a few drops of melted ice fall onto and trickle down her nipple. If it's not already, her nipple will become fully erect.

Do the same thing with the other nipple.

Take the ice cube back into your mouth completely. Rub the tip of your tongue over the cube so that it becomes cold.

Pleasure your woman orally, pausing to rub the tip of your tongue back over the cube whenever necessary.

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#4 The Standing Wrap

If you can manage it, this is a position she'll never forget.

Here's What You Need :

Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked. You, too.

Sit on the edge of the bed and have your woman stand in front of you.

Tell your woman to place one leg on the bed, then the other, and sit on your lap as your enter her.

Now that she's sitting on your lap with you inside of her, have her place her arms around your neck and wrap her legs around your waist. After she's done this, stand up. Put your arms under her buttocks to help stabilize her.

Walk to the nearest wall and let your woman's back rest against it. Now you're ready to thrust in and out of your woman as you hold her pinned
against the wall.

Continue until she reaches an indescribable orgasm, or the neighbors start banging on the wall. In that case, switch walls and keep going!

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#3 The Cotton Spritzer

This is a very romantic technique that not only pleases your woman -- it gives you a little bit of a buzz, too.

Here's What You Need :

One pair of cotton panties.

One bottle of wine.

Here's How You Do It :

Have your woman strip down to nothing but her cotton panties (make sure the panties are cotton; nylon just doesn't cut it for this one).

With your woman standing, kneel down in front of her.

Pull the waistline of her panties toward you, creating an opening about two inches wide.

Pour a small amount of wine into the panties and release. Let the wine soak the crotch of the panties as well as your woman's vagina.

Now place your mouth against the crotch of her panties and suck the wine through the fabric and into your mouth. Don't be surprised as your woman presses her hips against your face -- this is extremely erotic.

Do this three or four times, then set down the bottle of wine.

Gather the crotch of your woman's panties together in one hand.

Position your open mouth underneath and squeeze hard. This should wring out a small trickle of wine from her panties onto your tongue.

Keep holding the crotch of her panties in your hand and pull them to one side. Now pleasure your woman orally until she explodes in a delicious
orgasm.

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#2 The Sicilian Corkscrew

Here's a great hand technique that will drive your woman wild.

Here's What You Need :

Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and her legs open wide.

Sit "Indian-style" between your woman's legs.

Cross the index and middle fingers of one of your hands (you know, the traditional "keep your fingers crossed" gesture).

Slowly insert your crossed fingers into your woman's vagina. As you do this, rotate your forearm back and forth. Insert your fingers deep enough so that your thumb is now brushing her clitoris from side to side as your forearm rotates.

Continue until you pop your woman's cork.

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#1 The Menthol Marinade

This technique really packs a huge payoff for very little prep work. Some women claim that different cough drops provide varying degrees of stimulation. It seems to be purely a matter of personal preference, so don't be afraid to experiment with a variety of brands and flavors.

Here's What You Need :

One mentholated cough drop, any flavor.

Here's How You Do It :

Get your woman naked.

Unwrap the cough drop and put it in your mouth. You need to give it a couple of minutes to partially dissolve; so use this time to pepper her belly, bikini line and inner thighs with little kisses. Swirl the cough drop around in your mouth, making sure to rub the tip of your tongue against it. Now, keeping the cough drop in your mouth, gently begin to lick around the vagina, paying special attention to the clitoris. In a few moments your woman will begin to feel both the hot and cool sensation of the menthol penetrating her body.

For added stimulation, pause every minute or so and gently blow on the clitoris (the air reactivates the cooling properties of the menthol and provides a sensation most women find immensely pleasurable). Women all over the world have gone absolutely crazy for this little ditty.

Done properly, it will have her yodeling, "Ree-colaaaaaaaaa!"

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Preface

If you don't have a sense of humor, GET ONE before you continue reading this book.

We know you're anxious to dive into "the good stuff," but there are probably a few things we should go over first. This will only take a minute:

1. More than any earth-shattering physical technique, the most important thing you can give your partner in the bedroom is respect. Nothing does more to create a sense of trust, security and, ultimately, an environment where they feel comfortable enough to try new things. If there's something in this book that you want to try, but your partner doesn't, respect their wishes. Guilt trips will get you nowhere. Also, when your partner feels they've been treated with respect, they're much more likely to honor your request sometime in the future. Be patient and everybody wins.

2. These techniques are meant to serve as guides. Use your imagination to come up with your own variations. There is no "right" or "wrong" way to do anything when it comes to matters of personal preference.

3. Always remember to show your partner you love them outside the bedroom. While sex is best with someone you love, it should never become the only time you express it. Showing love for your partner in non-sexual ways takes a great deal of the pressure off your intimate encounters and allows you both to relax, let down your guard and have FUN.

And that's exactly what this book is all about!

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DO NOT READ ANYTHING ELSE UNTIL YOU READ THIS :

Some of the techniques described in this book call for you or your partner to have cough drops, mints, ice cubes and other objects in your mouth. Be very careful not to swallow these objects while performing these techniques. If you think there is even the slightest possibility that you could accidentally swallow one these of these objects, STOP PERFORMING THE TECHNIQUE IMMEDIATELY. There are plenty of other ones that you can do instead. Do not attempt these techniques under the influence of alcohol or any other controlled substance.

Please remember to exercise extreme caution and common sense when performing any of the techniques described in this book. Neither the author, publisher, nor anyone associated with the printing, promotion, sale or distribution of this book are liable for any injuries or damage to personal property resulting from actions associated with the material presented within. Use at your own risk.

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